I am 21. I live with my parents in a town with a population of 22,975. I have a six month old dog, a cherished collection of shoes and a nasty shopping habit. I also enjoy cooking, baking, eating too much, taking sleeping pills, and reading. I have held a variety of occupations including:

student: high school diploma with honors. associates degree. two failed attempts at a bachelors degree at two separate private religiously affiliated universities.

sales associate: from $5 jeans to $5000 commissioned sales. i am experienced in greeting customers, determining their needs, suggesting multiple accessorized outfits, adding on even more, closing the sale and following up with a hand-written thank you. also once fucked the pitcher for the texas rangers after i sold him some shoes.

artist: my dodgy education has taught me to be proficient in multiple mediums and techniques to create visual interpretations of expression [read: has taught me to bullshit answers about what i've been taught].

nanny: i have experience as a live-in nanny caring for two young children ages two and five. my cpr certification is expired, but i'm skilled at getting them to eat the weird chicken chunks in campbell's soup.

webcam model: my most recent employer, UNNAMED STUDIO, has trained me in the art of internet seduction. i have made up to $75/hr selling my body via a Logitech QuickCam10 and an unreliable internet connection. the connections i have made with clientele during my employment with UNNAMED STUDIO have resulted in an approximate $2,000 profit in the last two months. this in exchange for pretending i am mildly interested in a 38 year old texan freight broker who's in a crappy band. he also probably has cancer. and i am probably going to hell.